Mister Kel

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Heartwarming! The world's ugliest fucking fish ever has been fed a snack

hormse

that fish is HIS FRIEND!!

excerpt:

After being entrusted to look after an underwater Shinto shrine, Hiroyuki Arakawa, 79, got to know the marine creatures that lived in the area. He started diving when he was 18.

Among the shrine’s residents is a female Asian sheepshead wrasse named Yoriko whom he became friends with about 30 years ago.

Whenever Arakawa dives to visit the shrine, all he needs to do is knock on metal, and Yoriko will be swimming toward him, Atlas Obscura said.

...At one point, when Yoriko was exhausted from struggling to find food, he fed her five crabs every day for 10 days. He also helped her on another occasion when she was badly injured.

For the priceless bond they’ve made, Arakawa couldn’t be more fulfilled.

“I have an amazing sense of accomplishment in my heart,” he said.

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27snakesinatrenchcoat
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I need you all to know that once again Mama Jim (the corydora) laid eggs on our snail. This time in such quantity that when passing under a leaf, the stickiness of the eggs adhered to it and he could not move! Because he has only the power of a snail! I had to intervene, scrapping the eggs off of him and depositing them elsewhere.

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Girl.

Girl, stop!

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Update: the Timberwolves are here to help!

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S.O.S. eggs once again. Stuck in mouth! Can you believe?!

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Aquarium has 1 brain cell and it is working overtime!

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erikalynae

Screencap of a tweet by @Erika_Lynae that says "I sometimes forget that most people are not aware that you can use a vibrator on your face to relieve sinus congestion, so this is my PSA that you can use a vibrator on your face to relieve sinus congestion"ALT

My new mission in life is to impart this wisdom to as many people as possible

aprillikesthings

IT'S ALSO USEFUL IF YOU HAVE TMJ DISORDER

in both cases: always start on the lowest setting and wrapped in something soft!! if it hurts, stop!!

But, re: sinuses: look up a diagram of where they are, and when a spot feels particularly good or is particularly congested, hold it there longer. Definitely keep tissues handy for when it drains. Also it can help if your sinuses hurt like fuck but aren't actually congested (which happened when I had covid), but the effect doesn't last long.

Re: TMJ disorder: You can just push it against the joint, obviously; if your vibe has a small contact point you can REALLY dig in there (but again: stop if it hurts). But don't forget the whole area around the joint, around your ears, and up your scalp. There's a lot of muscles that tighten when your jaw is tight/stiff/in pain. Be especially careful when on a spot that's just skin over a bone without a lot of padding.

downwarddingo

vibrators can also help if you have restless legs syndrome! Especially ones with fancy pulse patterns. When my RLS is severe I tuck them behind my knees or wherever & can finally lie still & sleep. You might need to wrap them in fabric to avoid skin irritation ymmv. There was even a paper published somewhere called "counter stimulatory devices for RLS" that was hilariously vague about saying the word "vibrator"

chicago-geniza

Once again adding also useful if you have dystonia or any kind of muscle spasticity. I have cervical dystonia (neck spasms) and dystonia in my left leg that's essentially like persistent Charley horse cramps from my neuromuscular issues and bought a Hitachi expressly for this purpose lol

crypticcripple

A vibrator has been recommended to me to unblock clogged milk ducts for anyone that may apply to

gothiccharmschool

I learned about the sinus thing and immediately bought a vibrator for that purpose. And yes, it DOES help with sinus headaches. 

digiweed

I use mine to cum as well